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Neville Smythe

Season 2: The Snazzily Dressed Hutt

The WHITE RABBIT is sent to infiltrate DARGO THE SNAZZILY DRESSED HUTTs criminal organisation to find out what PROJECT SARLACC is and his connection to it.


Cast:

Fumpa

Dickie

Snow Biscuit

M'Nak

C-3DO / HK13

At a briefing aboard the Resurgence, Admiral Varth explained that part of his responsibility in a secret Imperial scheme known as the Sarlacc Project was to arrange the covert exchange of resources through a Hutt crime lord on the planet Cato Neimoidia. Captain Verana assigned a bald wookie called Snow Biscuit to join the the crew then ordered them to travel to Cato Neimoidia, contact Dargo The Snazzily Dressed Hutt, and discover what he is trading with the Empire. First, the crew went exploring and were ambushed by a group of lesbian bikers led by Pollyanna McIntosh, who they slaughtered and robbed. Using their new bikes they managed to find one of Dargo’s underlings—a Devaronian named Warrick Davis—at a ruined warehouse. Though Davis didn't wish to help them, the crew interrogated harshly to persuade him to lead them to a hidden location in the city of Zarra. The building was in fact Dargo the Snazzily Dressed Hutt’s palace, which the crime lord took over after its previous Neimoidian inhabitant (a high-ranking member of the Trade Federation) vanished, leaving it abandoned. The crew entered the palace and were granted an audience with the Hutt. Dargo The Snazzily Dressed Hutt ordered them brought to him so that he could size them up, and he offered to let the crew stay in his court for a few days. They earned his trust by partaking in his gladiatorial arena and killing his champions. Dargo introduced to them Dickie, a Devonian Operator who they bonded with in the arena.


The crew stayed in the palace’s guest quarters. During this time they were entertained by Dargo. During the night Fumpa begin to hear whispers, as though someone were trying to communicate with him telepathically, and he felt a tugging in the Force toward one of the other rooms.


Gathering the crew, they followed the whispers to discover a secret set of chambers below the guest quarters. Inside was a comatose woman, older and grey with weathered features, who was hooked up to machinery that was keeping her unconscious. Once the crew revived her, they discovered that she is the former Jedi Master named Betty White who has been kept comatose ever since she fell in battle during the Clone Wars. Unfortunately, the crew’s meddling had not gone unnoticed, and Dargo The Snazzily Dressed Hutt called the palace guards, leaving the entire building in an uproar. Dickie teams up with the crew and helps them to fight off the gangsters crew.


As the crew fought their way back to the upper levels of Dargo The Snazzily Dressed Hutt’s palace, they quickly discovered that the Hutt is living up to his species’ reputation for cowardice. Terrified at the prospect of having a Jedi Master loose in his palace, Dargo The Snazzily Dressed Hutt fled to his space yacht The Glory Hole and took off for the planet Bespin. Though the Hutt left town in a hurry, his minions remained behind to try to finish off the intruders. Led by his lieutenant a force wielding Neimoidian and the Gamorians led a counterattack but were defeated by the crew. They discovered that an Inquisitor on board the Imperial Class Star Destroyer Repulse is coming for them and swiftly fled.

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