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Neville Smythe

Spin Off: The Life Day Massacre

Updated: Jan 15, 2021

Something sinister is happening at LAPLAND INC and the very spirit of LIFE DAY is at threat! The crew of the WHITE RABBIT must fly to the rescue.


Cast:

Fumpa

Dickie

Snow Biscuit

C-3DO / HK13



After it was found that somehow the droid Tweedie had been disassembled and mysteriously similar components appeared in the Jawa's new armoured suit. Admiral Varth assigned a human operator to the party to keep them in line. He was called Trask Kaynan, but the crew soon renamed him, Trash Cannon. A wookie approached the party and hired them to find out what is going on at Lapland Inc. The latest orders of festive candy for Life Day have been making the kids sick.


The party broke into the Lapland Inc. factory and were assaulted by the defending Nutcracker Droids. After dispatching them, they searched the factory and discovered Krampas. When he fumbled and dropped his corrupted candy cane they butchered him. Continuing through the factory they found Santa the Festive Hutt in his office. When he greeted them with "Ho ho ho, Merry Life Day" they misunderstood his intentions and then brutally murdered him and stole his clothes, holocron, force pike and seasonal cheer. They then murdered some elves who had been corrupted by Krampas. Making their way to dispatch they found two reindeer Prancer and Rudolf. Before Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a chance to react Fumpa force pushed him off the bridge to his death. To quote. "Oh, I thought he could fly." They then murdered the other reindeer. They hacked into the fabricator's computer system and it was only at this point that they figured out that they might just have tackled the mission incorrectly. They fixed the faulty code that Krampas had put in to make all the good boys and girls ill and looked around at the field of corpses and burning machinery around them.


Figuring the best they could do now was damage limitation they deleted the security footage and now plan on telling the client it was like that when they arrived.

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